Freight Elevator was recorded three times. Sometimes you can’t tell a soda from a sofa.
Lyrics now available.
Patron these are four ton cables
Patron do you think you can trust your weight?
You’re safe if you think you can trust me
Patron do you think it’ll hold?
Freight elevator’s coming down
Next floor’s the ground
Open the seasoned door
Close it then select your floor
Patron you’re just doing your laundry
Patron you’re so dramatic
Freight elevator’s coming down
Next floor’s the ground
It’s gonna give you the stink eye
Give you the jeebies
Give you a tumble
Gonna give ya
Chain it if you’re moving a sofa
Use it to get your soda from the
Basement next to the boiler
Come on in it’ll move you around
Freight elevator’s coming down
Next floor’s the ground
It’s gonna give you the stink eye
Give you the jeebies
Give you a tumble
It’s gonna give it to ya
