You’ve Been Wise is another tail-wagging song about a variety of subjects. If confused, Happy Valentine’s Day
Lyrics and tabs included, free for all…
Open E, Pick three chords.
I don’t know, how to contain it. I don’t know, how to contain it.
This summer I remember when you were nineteen and I was somebody else. I remember the guitar magazine that I bought from the bookstore. I left it in my bag and it got too wet to read. That almost made you sad. I wanted to punch you in the face.
One time I went to the store and bought a bunch of TV cards and lined them up on the shelf.
I counted them as my favorite baseball players. I like Tangerines.
Julia cut an apple and she ate the core. Ryan cut himself and he joined the marine division.
I hate your cranberry tea. It tastes like really bad tea. (Cranberry tea is more like shit tea.) I can’t eat sugar, I can’t eat your tea, I can’t eat any tea because I have this peculiar thing where I enjoy it with water. I can’t have any water because… well, it’s just not something you can eat,really.
Amanda split her dress in two. She got mayonnaise on her fingers and ketchup in her hair. She got things all mixed up. You see mayonnaise is this type of thing that you can put in your hair. It makes it really soft. I saw it on a TV show so it’s gotta be true.
Nobody can move you with their hands, they can only move you with their feet. My hand is a magazine. You can read it on page 13 in your limousine rolling down the avenue. Rolling down the street.
I bought a thousand soldiers lined them up, I had a miniature silver war. They fought to erase the gold standard.
I went to this guys house, he served me a dog on a plate. I went to this lady’s barn, she served me a cow in the air. Let’s get our machetes and cut all the cat tails down.
“Oh, I never loved you,” that’s what he said to her as she was walking down the stairs of an old cruise ship. It wasn’t the titanic, it was the U.S.S. Mickey Mouse and everyone was counting fingers. No one had any lice in their hair because they were all bald.
I bought a bunch of watches and I lined them up on the wall and I calibrated their time together. Then I swung one around in a circle to test the Theory of Relativity.
That tea really sucks. It was probably picked by some Chinese guy and then dyed purple.
I like my boots because they don’t have any laces. I like people with happy faces. I think that the genetic material needs to be well distributed.
The Theory of Evolution states that the puffin is an otter. That machines are the other. That’s wonderful.
If that’s not wonderful, then I don’t know what is. If that’s not wonderful, then I don’t know.
“Hey, I’ll never love you,” he said as he climbed into an air craft carrier and she jumped over the potomac on George Washington’s arm. He floated her on a penny, which had Abe Lincoln’s face on it. It was so achromatic
I tried to make a noise but all I got was a buzzing sound. It seemed to be picking up some sort of music. It seemed to be picking up some sort of beat, but it sounded like a nine inch nails song with no one singing along.
I bought a jiffy bag. I made sure no child got his head in it. I made sure I wasn’t the president. I got myself a spoon and my own room. And I bent it in half using only my mind and the Gideon’s bible.
“I didn’t love you” she said back to him as she climbed into a stagecoach and he said, “Hey that’s fine by me. As I said, I didn’t love you anyway.”
Everyone looked out their windows and counted all of the lights. Everyone caught themselves getting into a bad bar fight.
They just found this voice on a record. They think it’s someone I knew. They just found another voice on a record. They think it’s someone you knew
I want to paint you a castle and fill it with a thousand magic balls and bounce them on the internet. You can’t win on the internet, because it’s not a game.
My girlfriend Rachael has really fluffy hair. She likes to touch it with her hands. Sometimes it has lots of gel in it. Sometimes I have lots of gel that I buy from the store. I don’t like to put it in my hair. I like to be all natural.
I take an airborne tablet everyday, I put it in my hair. I take another airborne tablet everyday, I put it in my mouth. I take another airborne tablet everyday, I use it as a bookmark.
All my watches are out of synch all my oranges are in a box. I’m staring up at the kitchen sink,
I think I ran out of lox. Aircraft carrier give me a son. You know I want an asian one. One who can pick me some shitty tea leaves.
