Apr 6 2008

Song 97: Karl Pilkington Has A Head Like A Fucking Orange

Today’s song is in response to the growing need for Karl Pilkington awareness. Karl Pilkington Has A Head Like A Fucking Orange, but there’s nothing wrong with that, is there? This one also has a video.

An original and free song. Lyrics and tabs are included. Publishing rights are free for all under a Creative Commons License. Record, remix, and change this song, royalty free.

Update: Wow, the front page of Pilkipedia. I could not be more honored. I just hope you guys enjoy this as you’ve given me hours of enjoyment… through the hoarding of XFM shows. Hey, maybe the lead singer of Seona Dancing is reading this…

Down tuned half step.

Intro and chorus:
G with descending bass.

G /f# /e /f#
G /f# /e /f#

Em9 - C - Em
Karl sat on top of a shopping cart on a puddle ’cause he didn’t want to get his trainers wet
Karl didn’t try pasta until he was in his twenties
Karl has never seen a black ghost and this surprises him
But this one time he saw a black condom on top of a pile of dead flies

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
Karl Pilkington you’re head’s a fucking orange

Em9 - C - Em
Karl thinks a seal is between a fish and a dog
Karl thinks we evolved from mermaids (oh god…)
Karl thinks his brain is controlling him
Karl is the type of person who’s stomach is hungrier that he is

Because Karl Pilkington’s head is a fucking orange
Karl Pilkington’s head is a fucking orange

Em9 - C - Em
Karl’s always up to date on the latest monkey news
Hey, did you hear that one about that hairy chinese kid? Well he did

Because Karl Pilkington’s head is a fucking orange
Karl Pilkington’s head just a fucking orange
Karl Pilkington your head’s just a fucking orange
Karl Pilkington your head’s a fucking orange

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2 Responses to “Song 97: Karl Pilkington Has A Head Like A Fucking Orange”

alanwhite:

fucking brilliant. ricky gervais has to hear this

The Velvet Howler › Blog Archive › The Passion of the Howler:

[...] unrelated, but I figured it worth mentioning that Mark’s Song 97 of 366, “Karl Pilkington Has A Head Like a Fucking Orange,” has found its way into the lap of Ricky Gervais by way of Pilkipedia, the only Wiki [...]

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