I don’t have One Foot to spare, I have two.
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Well I’m just like anybody else
I put my pants one foot at a time
The phone is unanswered
A call is four dimes
I met Nikki at the diner
We split the cheese fries
I have seven lottery tickets
Last week I had five
Do you think it’s gonna work
No, I doubt it
I don’t think it’ll work
I doubt it
Well I wore out my shoes
And I wore out my welcome
I told the tailor he could keep my pants
And he said, “You’re welcome.”
I bought a 22
I bought a bucket of gravy
Well I just told Maybelle
I’m not proud of slavery
Do you think it’ll work?
No, I don’t, I doubt it
I don’t think it’ll work
I doubt it
Well I’m just like anybody else
I never drowned a rat
But I drowned a mouse
I drowned a mouse
