Armed Clock Blues.
Original and free. Lyrics and tabs included. Creative Commons.
F#
I got an automatic protractor
B
I’ve got a motorized cement mixer
C# B
Gotta move it early every garbage day
F#
Well, it don’t matter, I’m not gonna wake up anyway
Roll out my baggage, detune my talk box
Put your security inside my lock box
Everybody looks rough when you come in late
Well, it don’t matter, I’m not gonna wake up anyway
We’re walking sideways by the Medicine Museum
Where the they say what they mean, you can see em
Standing in their leather boots, looking for something to say
Well, it don’t matter, they’re not gonna wake up anyway
I always keep a fan near my bed
I always keep my fist filled with lead
I pass judgement at the break of day
Well, it don’t matter, I’m not gonna wake up anyway
I got a mean man lives inside my head
Wakes up early but he stays in bed
Doesn’t matter when the alarm clock plays
Well, it don’t matter, he’s not gonna wake up anyway
