20 Wacks (not whacks) and I wish I had another shirt like this one.
Original and free. Lyrics and tabs included. Creative Commons.
METACOMMENT: I have a feeling not many people need/use the tabs and chords. I’m thinking of going back and formatting the posts with the lyrics directly below the song and then guitar notation would be below that. That way everything would be more usable for most people. Drop a line in the comments section and tell me what you think about that. I’m sure I only have about three listeners, but I’d appreciate your input.
E* -> x798×7 (or x79877)
Verse:
E*
A7
E*
A7
Chorus
C -> Abm -> A
E*
C -> Abm -> A
E*
E*
Lip gloss, lip gloss
Come on get your salad tossed
Studded jeans, gaping mouths
Come on get your dollars out
Lip gloss, lip gloss
The party’s at Matildas
Big sunglasses hide your eyes
from the parting sea of trophy wives
Chorus:
My Little Joanie superstar
Her heart’s a deep, deep red
So weak, so pure
20 whacks, take 20 more
20 whacks, take 20 more
Finger in the wedding hole
How fast can your Jetta go
Orange tanner, orange head
You’re popping holes in water beds
Fist inside the raccoon trap
Honey, take the power back
Honey, this is ground control
I shot a pig out for a stroll
Chorus
Baby’s in the magazines
We’re raising her on tangerine
We’re raising her a debutante
She’ll earn cent she wants
Baby’s in the grocery store
We’re raising her to be our whore
We’re raising her with tomato juice
How quickly can we reproduce
Chorus
Lip gloss, lip gloss
Come on get your salad tossed (Come on, I’m your in-laws) x3